About Me

You can find me on LinkedIn, GitHub, and Twitter.

Unitled Goose Advice

Image of a goose saying databases can have a little injection as a treat Image of a goose saying always use the same password so it's easy to remember Image of a goose saying change control won't stop me, I can't read Follow at your own risk.

My bugs (everyone’s got ‘em)

Gif of a shiny new feature with a bug on it Image of a frazzled bug Image of a cute bug that's thriving Image of a cute bug that says "you make me feel like a feature"

For when things get tough

A determined puppy looking in the mirror gives itself a pep talk. It says, "it's a doggy dog world, you HAD to do it". Puppy gives itself a pep talk.

A dumpster fire wearing a bowtie and sunglasses says, "I came dressed to the nines. Just one nine."